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Here. Four more random dumb jokes

Four separate jokes:

89
On top of a desert mountain, people have gathered round Richard, who sits on top of a rock and exposes his leg. 
Caption says: A CROWD GATHERED AROUND RICHARD’S PROPHETIC LEG.
Leg says: “BLESSED IS THE MENISCUS!”

90
Caption says: HUGH IS LACTOSE IGNORANT. 
Hugh, a messy middle aged man, sits there with a cup of milk and with milk dribbling down his chin.
Hugh: LACTOSE?

091
An obese woman is wearing tight pants and she bends over and shows her butt to her husband.
Woman says: DOES MY FAT ASS MAKE THESE PANTS LOOK STRIPED?
Man thinks to himself: DON’T ANSWER THAT, ROGER. DON’T ANSWER THAT.

92
Captions says: ILL-TEMPERED GLASS
A toddler stands close to a window.
The glass says: KEEP YOUR PEANUT BUTTER COVERED HANDS OFF ME, YOU LITTLE PRICK!

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