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QUANTUM ENDING

Applied quantum mechanics in a surprising way. 😉

- - - This is a NSFW comic strip - - - Theo is lying face down on a massage table. He says to the masseuse, “So uh… I heard you guys offer a special way of ‘ending’ a massage?” The masseuse replies, “We sure do.” The masseuse explains, “We’re offering ‘Quantum Endings’. For an additional fee, of course.” Theo responds enthusiastically, “Oooooh. That sounds neat!” The masseuse tells him, “Okay. Lie on your back, please.” Theo complies. Now Theo is lying on his back. The masseuse says, “Now we both keep our eyes closed for a minute and let the path integrals do their thing.” Theo answers, “‘Kay.” With their eyes closed, the masseuse is simultaneously doing countless different things to Theo, all in a quantum superposition. Theo, still with his eyes shut, enjoys it and exclaims, “Ooooh yeah! I can feel all the possibilities in superposition!” Then the masseuse says, “Now look!!!” They make the observation and the wave function collapses. It turns out that Theo’s genitals are now in the mouth of a honey badger. Theo shouts in shock, “IS THAT A FUCKIN’ HONEY BADGER?!?” The masseuse replies, “Oh wow. That ending was highly improbable.”

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