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There’s a time and place for a shower thought.

- - - This is a comic strip - - - A couple, Danny and Wendy, are sleeping peacefully together in bed. All of a sudden, Danny wakes up screaming. Danny shouts, “WHAT IF THE HUMAN RACE NEVER INVENTED PERCUSSION?!?” Wendy, startled, asks, “WHAT?” Danny says, “YOU KNOW, LIKE, DRUMS. WHAT IF WE DIDN’T HAVE DRUMS?” Wendy responds, “OH.” Danny continues, “I MEAN, HOW WOULD THAT WORK IN A COMEDY CLUB?” Meanwhile, Wendy pushes him out of the bed. Danny asks, “HOW WOULD WE DELINEATE JOKES?” Wendy pushes him down the hall. Danny continues, “IF THE COMEDIAN DELIVERS A PUNCH LINE…” They are now in the bathroom. Wendy has turned on the shower and pulls down his boxers so he will get into the shower. Danny finishes his thought, “…WOULD THERE BE A GUY IN THE CORNER MAKING, LIKE, ARMPIT NOISES OR WHATEVER?” Wendy slowly walks away, clearly uninterested. Wendy says, “I DON’T KNOW, BABE, BUT IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU HAD YOUR SHOWER THOUGHTS IN THE ACTUAL SHOWER.”

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