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MONSTER MUNCHIES

Happy Halloween.

- - - This is a comic strip - - - Wide shot. We see a hellish landscape. A demon named Ronark is walking toward the movie theater. Tonight's movie is called "FLESH PARTY 3". The wide shouldered usher scans Ronark's QR code. [BLEEP] Usher: GOT ANY FOOD OR DRINKS ON YOU? Ronark: NOPE. The usher points at Ronark's sleeve, which has a hand sticking out of it. Usher: NO? THEN WHAT'S THAT? The usher pulls an arm out of the sleeve. Ronark: ERRRR… AN ARM? Usher: C'MON, BUDDY. YOU KNOW THE RULES. Ronark: * SIGH *. The usher tosses the arm into a pit full of other arms. Usher: THERE IT GOES. INTO THE ARMPIT. Usher: ANY OTHER SNACKS? Ronark: WELL… Ronark sheepishly pulls a leg out of his long overcoat. Usher: LEGS GO IN THE LEGROOM. Ronark: KAY. Ronark throws the leg into a room full of legs. Usher: ANYTHING ELSE? Ronark: UHHH… A FEW THINGS. Then we get a montage of Ronark being ordered to put all his “snacks” into the appropriate storage space by the usher: Usher: PUT EACH EYE IN AN EYE SOCKET. Usher: NOSES GO INTO THE NASAL CAVITY. Usher: HEADS INTO THE HEAD SPACE. Usher: YOU GOT A STOMACH? DUMP IT INTO THE STOMACH ACID. Usher: A LIVER? PUT THAT SOMEWHERE NEAR THE LIVER SPOT. Usher: NICE BUTT, BUT THAT HAS TO GO INTO THE BUTT HOLE. Usher: BETTER KEEP THOSE RIBS IN THE RIB CAGE. The usher pulls the last snack out of Ronark's coat and holds up a pair of testicles. Usher: AND WHAT'S THIS? Ronark: PAIR OF NUTS. The usher looks at a large sack hanging on the wall, labeled "NUT SACK" and dripping with blood. The usher throws the nuts into his own mouth. While chewing loudly, the usher lets Ronark into the theater. Usher: OKAY. YOU CAN GO. Ronark: HEY THANKS! And under his breath. Ronark: FOR NOTHING.