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BEACH BODY

This is gonna be his year, I’m telling ya.

- - - This is a comic strip - - -
A chubby guy stands in front of the mirror and looks at himself.
Guy: OK, ENOUGH OF THIS!

The guy raises his fist.
Guy: THIS YEAR, I’M GONNA PUT IN THE WORK AND GET THE PERFECT BEACH BODY!

We enter a training montage:
Trains his biceps
Does wide armed, wide legged pushups 
Trains his pinch strength
Pushes his eyeballs outward
Prepares a chitin and calcium carbonate shake

6 months later we see him walking on the beach, looking like a crab. Girls are looking at him.

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