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A little toilet humor to ruin your day.

- - - This is a comic strip - - - David desperately needs to pee and gets in line for the men’s bathroom. David looks like he is about to burst. The guy in front of him looks at him with concern and says: “Are you OK, buddy?” David says: “Oh man, I need to go number one real bad.” The guy lets David go ahead of him and says: “You go first. I need to take a serious number two, but I can hold it a little longer.” David says: “Ah, thanks a bunch.” Then David notices the next person in line: an alien — a slimy, amorphous green blob. The bathroom door opens and a man walks out of the stall. The alien slithers toward the bathroom, grabs the doorknob, turns its head toward David, and says: “Don’t worry. I’m just gonna take a quick number five.” David is shocked and accidentally pees his pants. The other guy looks at him with concern again and says: “Buddy, did you just…” David says: “It’s fine.”

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