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NICE BODIES

Is this an innocent bit of flirting in the workplace, or…?

This is a comic Panel 1: A man and a woman stand near each other, both dressed in medical protective suits. The man looks at the woman in a flirtatious way. The man says: "NICE BODY YOU HAVE THERE." The woman replies: "THANKS." Panel 2: The woman looks down and says: "I LIKE YOURS TOO. NICE AND FIRM." Panel 3: The man leans closer to her and says: "MAYBE THIS IS TMI, BUT IT’S GETTING STIFF AS WE SPEAK." The woman replies with a blush on her cheeks: "WELL, MINE HAS STARTED DRIPPING." Panel 4: The man and woman laugh. As the view zooms out, it becomes clear that they are working in a morgue. Each of them has a cart with a covered-up corpse on it. Panel 5: The man and woman push their carts in opposite directions. The man casually says: "ANYWAY, WE SHOULD DEFINITELY HAVE SEX SOMETIME." The woman responds: "EXCHANGE BODILY FLUIDS? I’M IN."

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