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OVER EASY VALENTINE’S

Yet another story about our ‘forever alone guy’, Joseph Erkhoff.

Happy Valentine’s Day, buddy… for what it’s worth.

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Joseph Erkhoff approaches Maria in a café, dressed as a huge egg. He’s holding flowers and chocolate and he’s going for it, nervously.
Joseph : HEY HI, MARIA. ERRRM… I WANTED TO ASK IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE MY VALENTINE?

Maria looks at him, unimpressed and uninterested.
Maria: BEFORE I SAY NO, TELL ME WHY YOU’RE DRESSED AS AN EGG.

Joseph starts wailing.
Joseph : BECAUSE I DESPERATELY WANNA GET LAID!!!
Maria turns her back on him and takes a sip of her drink.
Maria: UH-HUH. AND I BET YOU’RE FULL OF PROTEIN TOO.

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