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RANDOM FLUFF 121-124

Here are four more random jokes. Love ’em, hate ’em, I don’t care. 😉

Random jokes 121 to 124: ✅121 A man and a woman are staring disheartenedly at their very empty ‘BROKE AF’ jar. ✅122 A family in panic mode. Mom is hastily pushing the kids out the front door, while dad looks back at grandma, who slowly goes up the stairs. Grandma: “CARBON MONOXIDE SCHMARBON MONOXIDE. I’M GONNA LIE DOWN. THIS HEADACHE IS KILLING ME.” ✅123 A young boy is lying on the road, badly hurt and with his tongue twisted in the spokes of a bike. Not far away, the rider sits on the ground, bleeding from the face. The boy’s younger sister says: “MOMMY SAID WE SHOULD NEVER LICK THE SPOKES OF PASSING BIKES!” ✅124 A naked woman is on all fours on the bed. She murmurs, “ALRIGHT… LET'S SEE IF ANAL BEADS CAN SPICE UP OUR BORING SEX LIFE.” “BEADS?” her partner thinks to himself as he, dressed as a beekeeper, is funneling a swarm of angry bees into her rectum.

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