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RANDOM FLUFF 117-120

Some random jokes, most of them not funny and kinda sad. Damn.

Four 1-panel comics: ✅117 - FUMBLEWEED Two bushes of tumbleweed are sitting on a bed. One is nervously trying to open the bra of the other. It doesn’t go well. He is fumbling. The caption says: THE AWKWARD REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE OF FUMBLEWEED. ✅118 - SECRET It’s winter. It’s cold and snowy. Andy is walking his dog, Rover. Rover gets stuck with his tongue on a metal pole. Andy is desperately pulling on Rover’s leash, saying: OH NO! PLEASE DON’T BE STUCK! I GOTTA PEE REAL BAD! A caption says: THIS LED TO A SITUATION NEITHER ANDY NOR ROVER EVER TALK ABOUT. ✅119 - RHYME DOESN'T PAY A scruffy-looking bum in tattered clothes sits under a bridge, writing on a piece of paper. Caption: EVERY POET KNOWS IT… Poet: * SIGH * RHYME DOESN'T PAY. ✅120 - DEPENDENCY An old man is in the doctor's office and he hears the result of his recent health check. Old man: TERMINAL?!? BUT I CAN'T JUST DIE!!! MY LOCAL LIQUOR STORE DEPENDS ON ME!!!

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