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Another misadventure of our ‘forever alone’ guy, Joseph Erkhoff

- - - This is a NSFW comic strip - - - Joseph Erkhoff, our “forever alone” guy, looks out of his dorm room window and watches a few nice girls walking across campus. He sighs. Joseph: WHY IS TALKING TO WOMEN SO HARD, RUDY? Rudy, his roommate, is lying on the couch and looks over at him. Rudy: IS IT REALLY, BRO? Joseph: IT IS FOR ME. I ALWAYS GET SO NERVOUS, I JUST BLURT OUT STUFF. Rudy gets up and walks away. Rudy: LET’S GET YOU SOME PRACTICE. WAIT HERE. Rudy returns wearing a pink wig and his T-shirt tied like a crop top. Rudy: LET’S DO A LITTLE ROLE-PLAYING. Joseph: OH OKAY. They sit down at the table. Rudy: SO WE’RE AT A BAR. I’M A GIRL. WHAT DO YOU DO? Even though they're only pretending, Joseph becomes very nervous. Joseph: EH… HEY… LIKE… HI. Rudy: HI THERE. Joseph starts losing the ability to speak. Joseph: S…. SO EHHHH… WHAT LIKE… SOUNDS DO I MAKE… WITH MY MOUTH TO LIKE… UH… GET YOUR ATTENTION? Rudy: YOU MEAN “WHAT’S MY NAME?” Joseph: ERRRR… YEAH? Rudy laughs and puts a hand on Joseph’s shoulder. Rudy: HAHAHA. YOU’RE FUNNY. Joseph freaks out over being touched by another human being. Joseph: GAAAH! TOUCH! WARMTH! Joseph ejaculates wildly with a loud BLURT sound. Rudy is covered in Joseph’s semen and looks shocked. Joseph: OH. Embarrassed, they walk away in different directions. Rudy: OKAY, I’M GONNA TAKE A LONG SHOWER AND YOU STAY A VIRGIN FOREVER. Joseph: FINE. I’LL GO TO MY ROOM A.K.A. MY SEXUAL DEPRIVATION CHAMBER.

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