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SHOWER THOUGHT

Why do our brains do that?

A guy is under the shower, leaning against the wall, his face strained with heavy contemplation.
Guy: * SIGH *… WHEN YOU PEE ON AN ELECTRIC FENCE, DOES YOUR PEE STOP ABRUPTLY OR DOES THE MUSCLE SPASM SQUEEZE YOUR BLADDER EMPTY IN ONE MIGHTY BLOW?

His girlfriend is standing next to him, washing her hair.
Girl: BABE, SHOWERING TOGETHER JUST ISN’T FUN IF YOU KEEP HAVING THESE INTRUSIVE SHOWER THOUGHTS.

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