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THE RAID

Warning. Contains some hardcore archeology. PEW PEW!

People of an undetermined exotic culture are praying to their God in the form of a small, golden statue. Then an Indiana Jones type of guy busts in through a wall in a yellow inflatable raft (because why not?), starts punching and kicking people, sets a guy on fire, shoots another guy, and snags the statue. Then he yells: “THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!“ and escapes. Then one of the priests says: “Well… Raiders gonna raid.“

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