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Wisdom comes with age, but so does osteoporosis, I guess.

This is a comic strip: Father is talking to a couple of friends. They are all laughing at his funny anecdote. Father: WELL GET THIS! LAST WEEK I NEARLY BROKE MY BACK WHEN I FARTED TOO HARD WHILE WEARING ONLY ONE SOCK! His young daughter looks at her father worryingly. Daughter: OH NOOO! DID IT HURT DADDY?!? DID YOU CRY?!? The father looks back at her lovingly. Father: YES SWEETY, IT HURT A LITTLE, BUT WHEN YOU’RE MY AGE, SMALL INJURIES AND LITTLE PAINS BECOME NORMAL. Father: IT CAN HAPPEN JUST… LIKE… THAT. He snaps his finger with a loud snap to emphasize his words. The father and his daughter are sitting in the emergency room. The doctor is checking out his broken finger. Father: YEAH, I HEARD IT SNAP.

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