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DON’T PEE IN OUR POOL

This goes both ways, you know.

A guy is  swimming in a swimming pool, but he has to pee real bad.
Guy: OH MAN, I GOTTA PEE SO BAD.

For a brief moment, he considers his options.
Guy: SHOULD I DO IT IN THE POOL?

He sees a sign that says “we don’t swim in your toilet. Don’t pee in our pool. Thanks, staff“
Guy: NAH.

He climbs out of the pool.
Guy: I BETTER GO PEE IN MY ROOM.

He walks towards his motel room.
Guy: I MEAN, I’M A DECENT PERSON, AND I WOULDN’T WANT TO SWIM IN OTHER PEOPLE‘S PEE.

The guy is confronted by a few staff members, swimming in his toilet bowl.
Guy: WHAT THE…?!?
Employee: SIR, LET ME EXPLAIN…

The guy runs back to the pool in anger, being chased by a staff member.
Employee: SIR!

The guy jumps off the spring board and urinates mid flight into the pool over the other visitors.
Guy: LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!

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