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BARF O’CLOCK

What happened to the old-fashioned cuckoo clock?

- - - This is a comic strip - - - We see an old-fashioned clock up close. A little door opens and a plank pops out with a drunk teenage girl on it who is on all fours and pukes. The girl disappears. The door closes. The girl pops out again and pukes. Then we zoom out and see a woman sitting under the clock with splatters of vomit on her. She complains to her husband “OK, IT’S 2 O’CLOCK AND I STILL DON’T LIKE THIS ‘DRUNK TEENAGE GIRL’ CLOCK, MATHEW.” Mathew responds “C’MON, GIVE IT ANOTHER HOUR.”

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