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BED TALK

In his head, it sounded like a safe thing to say.

- - - This is a comic strip - - -
Tim and Jamie are lying in bed. Tim snuggles up to Jamie.
Tim: HEY FLUFFIE SNUFFIE. 
Jamie: HEY SNOOKIE POOKIE.

Tim: I SAW A WOMAN AT THE GROCERY STORE AND SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
Jamie: OH REALLY?

Jamie: DID YOU FIND HER ATTRACTIVE?
Tim’s smile is wiped off of his face, as he realizes he set a trap for himself. Gets nervous, starts sweating.

Tim gets up and walks away with his pillow under his arm.
Jamie: WHERE ARE YOU GOING, POOKIE?
Tim: I’LL GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH. IT’S INEVITABLE.

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