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THE SOUPENING

Oh yesssss. Ssssoup! 😛

- - - This is a comic strip - - -
We’re in an auditorium.
There is a speaker, wearing a dark robe and a hat, shaped like a bowl with a spoon in it.
Speaker: DEAR FELLOW SOUP ENTHUSIASTS. TODAY WE HAVE GATHERED… TO…

One guy in the audience jumps up, holding up a spoon.
Audience member: EAT SOUP?!?

The speaker is somewhat annoyed.
Speaker: I WAS PAUSING FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.

Then the guy freaks out.
Audience member: WHY WOULD YOU PAUSE?!? THE SOUP’S GETTING COLD!!!

Next, everybody is eating soup, but while the speaker is quietly eating his soap, he thinks to himself: PHILISTINES.

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