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- - - This is a comic strip - - -
Renfield has kidnapped a young virgin woman and has brought her to count Dracula.
Renfield: I BROUGHT YOU A VIRGIN, MASTER.

Dracula: THANK YOU, RENFIELD. YOU DID GOOD.

Dracula bites the virgin and takes a sip.
Dracula: SO PURE. UNSPOILED.

He smacks his lips with a dull expression on his face.

Dracula: SAY RENFIELD, CAN YOU BRING ME A PROMISCUOUS SLUT? SOMETHING WITH A BIT MORE FLAVOR?
Renfield walks away and rubs his hands in manic delight.
Renfield: WITH EASE, MASTER!

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