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HOLDING HANDS

It’s spooktober, so be vigilant.

- - - This is a comic strip - - -
An elderly woman calls the police.
Woman: HELLO, POLICE?!? COME QUICK! THERE ARE TWO MEN WALKING BY MY HOUSE, AND THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS!!!

Police officer: THERE’S NO LAW AGAINST MEN HOLDING HANDS, MA’AM.
Woman: I BEG TO DIFFER!

The two men are walking down the street, covered in blood splatters, holding a machete and holding cut off hands in their free hands.

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