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HIGH NOON

What can I say. I’m not a summer person.

Posted on the 21st of June on the Summer Solstice, the longest day of the year (at least in my time zone on the Northern Hemisphere).

Close-up of a woman's face, lying in bed, sleeping.
She is brutally awakened by an insanely bright beam of sunlight hitting her eyes.
Angrily, she gets out of bed.
She hangs out her window, shaking her fist at the sun and screaming:
Woman: HEY, KNOCK IT OFF! IT’S FRICKIN’ 5:30 AM!!!

The sun is hovering calmly above the horizon.
Sun: OH, I GOT UP EXTRA EARLY…
The sun lights a blunt.
Sun: … CUZ TODAY I GONNA GET THE HIGHEST I CAN GET.

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