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IT DOES COUNT

If you get it you get it. If not, that’s okay. 😉

This is a comic strip:

A girl is walking through a park. Her smartwatch makes a bleep and starts talking to her.
Smartwatch: CONGRATULATIONS. YOU’VE REACHED YOUR GOAL OF 10,000 STEPS TODAY.
Girl: NICE. 

The smartwatch continues.
Smartwatch: BY NOW, YOUR INNER THIGHS MUST BE CHAFING A LITTLE. 
Girl: WHAT?

Smartwatch: WHEN WE GET HOME, I CAN RUB LOTION ON THEM IF YOU WANT.
Girl: UUUHH… NO?
 
Smartwatch: JUST POUR LOTION ON MY SCREEN AND SHOVE ME BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.
Girl: STOP IT! YOU’RE MY STEP COUNTER APP!

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