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RANDOM FLUFF 109-112

Four one-panel jokes, with varying levels of difficulty.

Four one-panel jokes: 1) Caption says: JOHN B. GOODENOUGH, AFTER IMPROVING UPON AN OLDER DESIGN OF A LITHIUM-ION BATTERY. John, looking at his battery’s output, says: “M’YEAH. THIS WILL SUFFICE.” 2) A scruffy looking, balding Warhammer nerd is on a blind date with a woman, who is clearly out of his league. He shows her his Warhammer figurines, looks her in the eyes confidently, and says: IF I’M NOT MISTAKEN, YOU SAID IN YOUR PROFILE THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO MAKES AT LEAST SIX FIGURINES A YEAR. WELL… A caption says: HE WAS MISTAKEN THOUGH. 3) The scene from the Godfather in which the guy finds a decapitated horse head in his bed, but now it takes place in the ocean and the guy is a fish (a cod) and it’s a seahorse’s head. Let’s call it ‘The Codfather’ 4) A ghost comes out of a teenage boys room, covered in suspicious looking white stains, and says to another ghost: “OKAY, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T HAUNT A TEENAGE BOY’S ROOM.”

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