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RANDOM FLUFF 133-136

More random jokes that sprung from my overactive imagination.

- - - These four one-panel comics - - - 133 - TACO BELL A tiny, blond fairy in a purple fairy dress is squatting down, holding on to a tuft of grass and having violent diarrhea. Peter Pan is worried and asks from a decent distance: ARE YOU OK, TACO BELL? 134 - PARASITIC FUNGUS A woman witnesses her husband happily climbing a tree. Woman: HA! AND YOU DIDN’T WANT TO KEEP THE PARASITIC FUNGUS! LOOK AT YOU NOW! Man: YAY! I CAN FEEL A BREEZE UP HERE! The man looks a little “out of it” and has a large spore stalk growing out of his head. 135 - NO RING Caption: AFTER HER DIVORCE, SAMANTHA DID NOT WASTE ANY TIME GETTING BACK OUT THERE. A male gynecologist is performing a Pap smear on Samantha. Samantha: HMMM. I DON’T FEEL A RING AROUND THAT FINGER, DOC. 136 - CAME ONTO LAND Caption says: 430 MILLION YEARS AGO, OUR AQUATIC ANCESTOR CAME ONTO LAND FOR THE FIRST TIME. Then we see a prehistoric fish ejaculating onto the sand of a beach.

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