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VENETIAN BLINDS

Let’s just say you can’t get them at IKEA. 😉

- - - This is a comic strip - - -
Martin is showing off his new house to his lady friend, Jesse.
Martin: SO THIS IS MY NEW CRIB. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Jesse: OH MY. I LOVE THIS KITCHEN.
Then Jesse turns her head to see the living room.
Jesse: OH MY G..!!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE AMAZING VENETIAN BLINDS?!?
In the living room there are two confused looking, blind, Venetian gondoliers with their gondolas, wearing sunglasses and holding their seeing eye dogs by the leash.
Gondolier 1: DIS DOESN’T SMELLA LIKE-A VENICE!
Gondolier 2: I MUSTA HAVE TAKEN-A DA WRONG TURNA SOMEWHERE, EH?

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