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RANDOM FLUFF 137-140

Here are four more random brain farts of mine.

Four one-panel jokes:

✅137 - SHITTY GOLDFISH
A young couple is staring at a fishbowl filled with murky brown water.
Girl: I THINK THE GOLDFISH HAS DIARRHEA.
Boy: YOU THINK?

✅138 - BARLESS GALAXY
Two aliens from outer space sit at a bar on Earth.
Bartender: YOU GUYS CAME ALL THE WAY FROM THE SAGITTARIUS DWARF SPHEROIDAL GALAXY?
Alien: YEAH. OUR GALAXY HAS NO BAR.

✅139 - PORN ACTRICE’S FIRST DAY
Caption: LIZA’S FIRST DAY ON THE JOB.
The director sits on the bed next to Liza, a new porn actress, and he patiently explains the job to her.  
Director: WHEN A MOMMY PORN ACTRESS AND A DADDY PORN ACTOR LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH…

✅140 - HERBAL TEA
An annoyed looking woman with colorful hair stares at us. Near her chin, she holds a mug with the text:
DON’T TALK TO ME BEFORE I HAD MY GINGER INFUSED DARJEELING WHITE TEA.

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