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RANDOM FLUFF 145-148

I felt like putting out another four random jokes, so here… Enjoy.

145 - NAUTICAL INCHES Two people are in bed, about to get intimate for the first time. One lifts the sheets and looks rather disappointed at the other’s genitals. Caption: I WAS TALKING IN NAUTICAL INCHES. 146 - IRONY Tony Stark is found dead in his private lab, crushed under his Iron Man suit. The police have launched an investigation. The chief inspector looks at the mess and says: THAT’S IRONY, MAN. 147 - FUN AND GAMES Dad is on his knees at the side of the road, trying to grab something that fell into a curb inlet. Mother talks to her two children. Mother: IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES AN IPHONE. 148 - EASIER DONE Caption says: MOVING THE ENTIRE FACTORY. We see the ‘Worcestershire Sauce’ factory being moved with heavy machinery. Contractor: IT’S EASIER DONE THAN SAID.

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