WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO IMPRESS A GIRL?
Damn you, Fermi, with your paradox and all.
Why can’t we say #### anymore?
It’s gotta be perfect.
Be careful with strong painkillers.
When it comes to the holidays, there are two kinds of people… and infinite kinds in between.
When a fighter turns out to be a lover.
Quiting done right.
Girl demonstrates ASMR.
He doesn’t get it.
Just some dumb puns (NSFW)
Too much of a good thing.
Keeping your head cool in a relationship can be hard.
We’re better than that.
This pun may make you salty.
Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee.
Who’s that in the ring?
It’s 3 AM and she’s stuck in the dryer?!?
When you just want to walk out in anger…
Something you have to come to terms with as parent.
Whaddya call ’em?
They have stuck with me for many years.
Anything for “the gram”, right?
His heart is overflowing with love.
He went for it.
A few fruit flies in the kitchen shouldn’t be a problem, right?
But she was doing so well…
The majestic Wooly Mammoth…
The third episode of a (hopefully) long series of absurd stories.
What you think you saw, you did not see.
Getting what you paid for.
When you’re all in it together.
Those loooong road trips that seem to go on forever…
The second episode of a (hopefully) long series of absurd stories.
Just go wherever it’s pointing to.
The things you see at night…
Secret agent Bobo reveals a well kept secret.
“Yeah, chill out, Frau Blücher.”
It really is and let’s not pretend it isn’t.
No one saw that one coming.
Can’t ignore it forever, people.
Just her type, I guess.
The first episode of a (hopefully) long series of absurd stories.
They were never asked.
Be careful with the lies you tell.
When nature calls….